Caption Contest

your mom? / 02.21.2002 22:06:35 / 12.235.57.86
"I wish that midget giving me a tatoo on my shoulder would hurry!"

haha / 02.21.2002 22:04:14 / 12.235.57.86
duuuuuuu...... huh?

Matt Good / 02.21.2002 21:37:28 / 24.51.86.224
O YES!!! don i look like a big cock with this sexy hat on! Do i make you horny?!

I like sucky with AoL / 02.21.2002 19:32:05 / 66.20.82.8
O smack me like that again aol I like it I really Like it

Ugly Mo Fo (SHUT YOUR MOUTH) / 02.21.2002 19:31:36 / 66.20.82.8
So this is what a giant penis head looks like....intriguing.

macy go home / 02.21.2002 19:27:35 / 66.76.179.217
I have better hair gel you do so HAHAHAHAHAHA! (ITS the guys in the back)

Devon Pup / 02.21.2002 13:13:09 / 24.60.4.199
Announcer: As Mark suddenly came to, he realised exactly where he was. Smack in the middle of country western hell! Twenty years of his life really passed without his knowledge. Events like this can only happen in.... "The country showdown zone!"

TurnandCough / 02.21.2002 06:30:45 / 68.1.145.185
If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.

Yo Fat Ass Ugly Momma / 02.21.2002 00:43:35 / 65.81.243.24
What, NO SUCKY SUCKY?!

HOME SLICE / 02.20.2002 13:28:36 / 207.140.67.7
it's a man baby...yeah!!!

Gill / 02.20.2002 09:45:31 / 134.241.30.1
"Don't ever threaten to take down my Country Showdown poster again"

duh / 02.20.2002 07:59:26 / 147.2.68.201
this is the sort of people , drug-abuse laws are intended to protect

mick / 02.20.2002 07:45:07 / 63.34.196.56
Calamity Joan eased the can back into its' holster with a shaky hand.
"the old fool WAS right...a-a-aint n-n-nobody faster'n 'The Silly String Kid'"

AW / 02.20.2002 00:32:37 / 4.61.214.206
I can't take a dump with him in here!

Yo momma / 02.19.2002 21:42:50 / 212.54.64.152
I can't believe this. 32 years today, and I still don't know my sex.

Stef / 02.19.2002 17:24:39 / 62.210.117.191
Bridget, you must know... I'm your father...

loren / 02.19.2002 16:55:13 / 129.19.97.10
This is the most fun I've had since the Country Showdown in 96'

Caroline / 02.19.2002 15:40:51 / 63.165.138.3
Kiss me, you fool!

Urzsa / 02.19.2002 14:48:11 / 205.157.110.3
My name is Bill and i like small pointy hats, the noise makers that extend when you blow and i do a bit of cross dressing on the weekends

Arve Asheim / 02.19.2002 06:32:50 / 217.13.31.114
Is that a camera?

eRyn / 02.19.2002 03:12:09 / 64.32.211.212
Bobby Hill turns 27
...
That boy still ain't right .....
...

eRyn / 02.19.2002 03:02:06 / 64.32.211.212
heeeeeeeeeey y'awllllll ... uh ... am a-hayuh fer thu thayre cowntree shewdayun g'wan ats dis hoot'nany? gitcher seff a purdy hayt un githc yer couzin-wife far dansin, brother/dad-paw!!!

Turles / 02.18.2002 22:07:27 / 66.79.20.17
WUT TEH FUX

Clemm / 02.18.2002 15:42:00 / 64.115.0.56
Do or not do, there is no try. Yoda, Jedi Master

Your Name / 02.18.2002 09:08:55 / 206.52.135.1
Creatures with exceptionally low intelligence can easily be confused by bright lights or loud noises...

Chris G. / 02.17.2002 23:29:33 / 68.7.168.240
Uhhhh, Happy Birthday, I think.

DKacz / 02.17.2002 21:33:41 / 141.238.107.157
Brenda dare not move an inch, for fear that the tiny gnome behind her would attack.

Bob Dole / 02.15.2002 23:38:18 / 24.100.215.196
At Bigbird's bachelor party.

Juju / 02.15.2002 18:53:56 / 199.174.50.244
I'm sofa king.
We tar dead.

Jay / 02.14.2002 13:03:45 / 134.241.30.1
Sally, why don't you look happy?
You just won the diesel dike of America award.

Ghost / 02.14.2002 11:14:19 / 205.157.90.6
Today on "Americas Freakiest People"...

street / 02.14.2002 10:25:58 / 207.191.44.207
It's Pat!

Jimmy / 02.14.2002 06:56:35 / 66.183.45.170
Guess the swamp creature's sex, win twenty bucks!

ToryBitch / 02.14.2002 06:55:20 / 66.183.45.170
"For five bucks I'll let you look under the hood to find out my gender"

Goose / 02.14.2002 00:42:34 / 24.100.215.196
I survived Bin Laden getting his ass kicked, and all I got was this lousy party hat.

Kyle / 02.13.2002 23:11:50 / 68.48.82.8
First reaction when a countrygirl finds out the results of her gender test!!! What a shameful way to spend your birthday.

HDavis / 02.13.2002 22:28:24 / 165.247.36.119
Today on country showdown, Retards singing about things they find, In Their HAIR!!

Your Name / 02.13.2002 21:11:13 / 66.31.86.195
something is wrong with the caption script? Everything was gone???!