Caption Contest

Digit / 04.19.2001 19:17:55 / 205.188.197.156
*Exerpts from Diane Fossey's Notebooks*

After staking out for several days, we first sighted these captivating creatures looking spell bound at the heavens. Notice how they all flock around the largest male...perhaps this is the gray back.

Ismene / 04.19.2001 19:14:12 / 205.188.197.156
Where's the red punch?

Antigone / 04.19.2001 19:12:04 / 205.188.197.156
Instead of borrowing the glasses hanging amidst his wive's breast...Harry opts to use the toilet seat.

Author / 04.19.2001 13:48:08 / 205.188.193.51
Harry: Hey Helen! This is just like that time in Reno when that man offered us that cracker, and I stuck it between two lincoln logs, and hired 4 out of the seven dwarfs to build a cannon out of it.

Helen: Well, you were just lucky I brought along that spark plug!

Harry: But that's what started that fire!

Helen: No, the green wheelchair started the fire, you're just crazy.

Harry: That's it! Don't **** with me, *****, or I'll stick this ******* **** up your ******* ***, stupid *****. Do you want me to ******* stick this ******* toilet up your *** **** *** *** ***** ****!!?!?!?!?

Helen: Harry! Why!? WHY!!!???

Harry: *****!!!

Helen:

Harry: Oh...my god... Hm...

Two hours later, Harry holding up Helens dead body and pretending to watch an eclipse in his "disguise"...

Harry: Well, Helen, this is like that time when I hit we got in a little tid-bit and I was forced to mangle your face with a rusty shovel. Remember?

BFB / 04.19.2001 13:34:05 / 205.188.193.51
I hate people...I can't get used to how people are such PEOPLE...God DAMN I am so gay.......I love my penis...pretty penis...stroke my penis...uh...AHH!!!!

Laminated Monkey / 04.19.2001 13:24:27 / 205.188.193.51
Is it really better than going blind?

BFB / 04.19.2001 09:08:34 / 206.219.171.10
I don't have a caption, but the one just under this one is not funny at all. Whoever wrote it, you have a very dry sense of humor. What a fat pig.

Big Bong / 04.18.2001 17:22:43 / 213.1.203.6
"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me..."

HeyHorHIPPOHah Ruiz Russ from Hipola / 04.18.2001 09:31:43 / 206.219.171.10
AHHH! It's a SHIT-o-clipse!

Your Name / 04.17.2001 16:38:24 / 209.136.29.19
Someone better tell that Chinese plane he's too close to the other, bigger plane, or he might crash into him...... ooops, too late.

Madskull / 04.17.2001 11:18:07 / 209.4.93.60
You could always tell the true devotees of the words of Pat Robertson by their special clerical garb.

Your Name / 04.17.2001 01:31:46 / 142.166.95.193
everybody sucks penises

HeyHorHippoHah / 04.16.2001 09:40:56 / 206.219.171.10
GEORGIA! Please don't poop on me! I do not want to be cursed with your obesity! AHHHHHH! BFB is coming to POOP ALL OVER US! Run!!!!!!!

Hispanic God / 04.15.2001 22:08:49 / 24.70.142.36
As you can see, Jesus is laughing at you from above.

your mamma / 04.13.2001 23:11:04 / 63.124.253.245
I am using special glasses so that I can see the FULL moon!

phalen / 04.12.2001 17:13:07 / 209.178.35.20
They say there's going to be a total eclipse of our brains.

Your Name / 04.11.2001 20:56:12 / 203.98.21.42
Hey! Which side of us do you want those Sun Dwellers to see?

Harrison / 04.11.2001 13:20:53 / 208.28.136.3
Millard decided he'd really show those press photographers! HA!

Madison / 04.11.2001 13:19:34 / 208.28.136.3
Do they wear nike's on your planet?

Monroe / 04.10.2001 21:13:58 / 66.30.86.36
"Hey! Martha! Tell your retarded son to take the toilet seat off his face during the sunrise service."