Caption Contest

DeanBag / 04.25.2001 11:08:59 / 206.231.142.161
Microsoft founder finally loses it, plays patty-cake with imaginary, satisfied, Windows user.

Deanbag / 04.25.2001 11:06:15 / 206.231.142.161
"OK, ok, stop me if you've heard this one... Forget previous versions of Windows, this one is even more 100% crash-proof"

DeanBag / 04.25.2001 11:00:13 / 206.231.142.161
"I fart in your general direction....unghh...wait...crap, I forgot I was anal retentive."

illogical / 04.25.2001 00:27:17 / 206.153.33.14
It's okay everybody, when you re-install WindowsXP and it makes you dial out we swear we will only steal your porn files along with your patience. Thank you.

UnN / 04.24.2001 21:39:18 / 24.18.151.109
Whoa there. Windows Xp, I thought it was Whistler.

indeego / 04.24.2001 16:48:03 / 198.145.72.131
10 days is our expected uptime with XP. 10 DAYS! I am SHOWING ALL THE EXCITEMENT I CAN HERE!!!

its pronounced por sha / 04.21.2001 12:55:10 / 216.215.132.67
Please, please! You may all get off your knees and rise to face me like real men....except for you babes in the front row...you can stay put till after I part Puget Sound and free the Ballmerites.

Jefferson / 04.20.2001 16:04:59 / 208.28.136.3
This is me putting a hex on all apple users! Hex! Hex! Bwahahah. oh. Wait. I own them don't I? Nevermind. They're okay then. No Hex. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Jefferson / 04.20.2001 16:04:17 / 208.28.136.3
This is me putting an evil hex on all apple users! See Hex! Hex! Ooh! Wait, I own them already don't it. Oh ok. They're allright then.

Fatty / 04.20.2001 14:43:58 / 206.219.171.10
Relax! My penis always unleashes itself.

Psh / 04.20.2001 14:28:39 / 64.12.106.28
"And I was all like, OMG! No way!!"

Dudesor / 04.20.2001 09:00:27 / 142.166.90.228
I'm so exited about our new Windows XP product i might just wet my pants! wait, wait... there we go.

floyd the barber / 04.20.2001 00:04:40 / 64.20.38.7
boy this red nail polish looks great

Gothzilla vs. Gothra / 04.19.2001 21:24:16 / 66.30.86.36
"Simmer Down Now."