Caption Contest

word / 03.22.2001 01:32:19 / 142.166.95.157
this picture is too lame to caption

munter / 03.21.2001 04:36:22 / 203.96.111.201
the funds for the presidents bodygaurds have decreased rapidly

CowboyTux / 03.17.2001 17:29:25 / 24.70.142.36
My urine sample is in this cup, damnit! Get your hands off my balls, doctor!

justcause / 03.14.2001 00:14:17 / 205.188.193.156
I love these x-ray glasses because this guy has quite the rack for a man.

Yo poppa / 03.12.2001 23:48:26 / 213.237.11.79
Bearded guy: No, I'm tired of wife swapping. But if you lose the wife, I have a better idea.

Big Daddy / 03.12.2001 23:43:46 / 208.220.30.110
Guy on the right: Can I borrow your husband for five minutes?
Woman: What are you gonna do in five minutes?
Guy In the middle: Release the volcano

/ 03.12.2001 23:40:52 / 208.220.30.110
Guy On The Right: Hey baby, enjoy last night?

Guy In The Middle: Last night?

Woman: Yeah, but you're better honey.

Yo poppa / 03.12.2001 23:39:03 / 213.237.11.79
Man in middle: I don't know, when I came here, I was wearing a tuxedo. Then some guys gave me this here drink, and the next thing I know, I was only wearing a bowtie and my ass hurts.

Your Name / 03.12.2001 23:36:56 / 24.182.67.62
Beard: We should find some pants.

Bunz / 03.12.2001 23:35:29 / 208.220.30.110
Guy Behind bowtie Boy: Man I wished I could bust that ass!

Your Name / 03.12.2001 23:35:22 / 24.182.67.62
Man in Middle: This woman is secretly my penis.

Yo poppa / 03.12.2001 23:30:30 / 213.237.11.79
Middle man: I think this guy has the hots for me. Question is, how do I get rid of the wife?

Dumb Ass / 03.12.2001 23:27:50 / 208.220.30.110
Bearded Guy: Hey, what do you say we go show this bitch how real men do it?

the fonz / 03.12.2001 23:27:04 / 172.147.250.157
Middle man: I'm not listening to a word this guy is saying, but man does he have a bulge comin' out of those pants. I wonder if he's happy to see me.

t / 03.12.2001 23:25:20 / 172.147.250.157
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the fonz / 03.12.2001 23:23:49 / 172.147.250.157
Bow tie man: This is my my bow tie and ain't no one gonna touch it, so back away ya fruit.

Yo poppa / 03.12.2001 23:22:51 / 213.237.11.79
And if I see you hit on my gay lover again, I'm gonna wipe that stupid smile off your face, bitch!

Free Birdy / 03.12.2001 23:22:37 / 208.220.30.110
Bearded Man: Man I wish I could put out that much in a cup.

Man In the Middle: Man I wished I could plow him in from behind.

Woman: Man, he's sticking out so much!

Your Name / 03.12.2001 23:21:21 / 24.182.67.62
Man on Right: My goiter is _thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis_ big.

Your Name / 03.12.2001 23:17:26 / 24.182.67.62
Man On Right: Please do not have sex with the mannequin on the left again.

Yo poppa / 03.12.2001 23:16:36 / 213.237.11.79
...and I am telleeng you, monsieur, 'ere at ze Maxim's Restaurant, ze jackets are required!

jugs r us / 03.12.2001 23:16:12 / 172.147.250.157
Woman: These flowers sure do make me look sexy, don't they.
Man: No bitch, its your big rack that makes you stand out from the rest.

Yo poppa / 03.12.2001 23:12:06 / 213.237.11.79
Bearded guy: Oh! My! God!
Woman: Yes, isn't it terrible?
The Heart: Yeah, I woke up this morning with a big fatass attached to me.

the fonz / 03.12.2001 23:10:16 / 172.147.250.157
sunglasses man: am i drunk, or is this bearded man hot!

wigs are us / 03.12.2001 23:08:03 / 172.147.250.157
Beard man: can i get a piece of that of those you sexay thang!!

Yo Momma Part2 / 03.12.2001 23:03:11 / 208.220.30.110
Guy On The Right: Man I wish I could get my hair to look like that.

Guy In The Middle: Man, I wish I was as big as that guy.

Woman: Man, I wished I had breasts as big as him.

Harvester / 03.12.2001 22:59:03 / 63.10.79.245
Guy on the Right: I'm this big.
woman: wow. I didn't know men had breasts.

Your Name / 03.12.2001 22:57:09 / 24.182.67.62
Your nipple compels me to strangle myself, 'o Bowtie Master.

Yo Momma / 03.12.2001 22:54:15 / 208.220.30.110
I wish my nipples were that sexy. Maybe you can show me sometime big boy?

Your Name / 03.12.2001 21:28:55 / 210.55.2.221
and i've just got this cramp in my right hand so I have to use my left...

Wisbang! / 03.12.2001 21:25:13 / 210.55.2.221
These aren't my real pubic hairs...they're actually a lot cheaper

Jon / 03.12.2001 21:25:01 / 24.190.125.89
Please don't shoot my nipple!

Abyss / 03.12.2001 16:58:00 / 198.133.22.72
You mean this isn't Nancy's Nude Shrimp Shack??!!

Batman / 03.12.2001 00:04:09 / 213.237.11.79
I lost everything! Even my shirt! I'll never go to Las Vegas again.

Batman / 03.11.2001 22:55:32 / 213.237.11.79
Get rid of the bowtie, it doesn't go with the shades.

Evil Man / 03.10.2001 12:25:04 / 24.69.189.135
That drink really shows off your ass.

RZA / 03.09.2001 22:10:47 / 129.8.213.16
You think that i should get a tattoo like yours right about here?

Qapash / 03.09.2001 13:45:46 / 208.28.136.3
ju know? I waz jus tinkin I wanted a bra like yours, sir.

munter / 03.09.2001 03:22:01 / 203.96.111.201
(guy on the right)
"ok now i want you two over there on the couch, the black guy will come in later and join you. Ok debbie does everyone, scene three camera and action."

Indeego / 03.09.2001 01:59:08 / 65.0.91.138
What I'm trying to explain to you two is that I just can't go through with the menage-a-trois thing.

Noodle Nancy / 03.08.2001 23:50:47 / 216.126.165.79
Your heart tattoo is really sexy.