Caption Contest

Mr. Mystery / 05.10.2001 19:51:50 / 205.188.193.153
Despite my failure to recognize the previous existance of Jesus, I am still capable of determing that I want to have sex with Kari Morgan. Oh, her hairy armpits; I could lick them. Alas, I would do anything to have sex with a dragon!

Mr. Mystery's Bed Buddy / 05.09.2001 18:17:12 / 152.163.207.179
OH KARI, I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU KARI. I LOVE YOU KARI. PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THOSE GREAT CD's! I NEED SOME SWEET KARI LOVING TO SATISFY MY URGES! OH AND BY THE WAY, DON'T FART ANYMORE YA PIG!

Your Name / 05.09.2001 00:17:16 / 152.163.204.69
Nothing this pretty could be real...

BFX / 05.08.2001 20:25:51 / 64.12.106.34
Need a new picture?! What are you talking about, Fatty?! This picture is a classic, it should remain here as a tribute to what can happen when one considers ones self to be an authority on absolutly everything.

Your Name / 05.08.2001 15:18:15 / 208.28.136.3
Time for a new picture.

Kari, Kari, Fat and Hairy / 05.07.2001 21:07:06 / 24.31.213.195
Why yes, these ARE my real horns.

Your Name / 05.07.2001 13:21:33 / 152.163.207.73
Don't look at me like that...haven't you ever seen a REAL dragon before?

you all suck fuckin balls / 05.07.2001 01:32:00 / 206.74.76.138
"look at me,im a fat bitch,who wants a twinkie"

Mrs. Fefferbean / 05.05.2001 17:01:17 / 152.163.207.181
Gosh, has anybody got some terrible guitar music?

heathererererere / 05.05.2001 16:27:05 / 205.188.197.28
ohhhh yea nice pic~!??

Big Fat Billy Billy Billy / 05.04.2001 22:16:55 / 24.31.213.195
Gosh, even as a dragon I am ugly.

Freak Head / 05.04.2001 18:26:00 / 64.12.103.27
Hiya! I'm Kari, and I think that I am better than everyone else! I even have a black notebook that I write sick disgusting pornography in about my pet CHI-BEES.

Kare Bear / 05.04.2001 17:39:22 / 24.31.213.195
Don't move. She can't see you if you don't move.

Cowboy Crankshaft / 05.04.2001 02:26:06 / 195.70.180.10
After completing his Photoshop tutorial, 10 year old Hugh Jass decides to composite his sisters head on a drawing of a dragon, and titles the piece "Raging Slut Beast That Smells Like A Burning Tire Factory."

Your Name / 05.04.2001 00:25:19 / 205.188.197.22
Puff the magic dragon...lives by the sea. And scares off all the mighty knights with a head like Kari's...

Your Name / 05.04.2001 00:23:58 / 205.188.197.22
Have you seen this dragon?

Your Name / 05.03.2001 22:24:36 / 66.30.86.36
You guys are very mean to Kari. She will probably come back and try to shoot you just like in Billy Madison.

Bradley / 05.03.2001 16:00:07 / 205.188.196.54
Im a fat hippo and i like to eat little children, small animals, and i enjoy watching prince.

BFX / 05.03.2001 15:55:51 / 152.163.213.62
I am a witch and I will crcify EVERYONE! I am also fat, I think that I am always right, and I consider myself to be an authority on everything, including Tarot Cards. I'm Kare Bear, but you can call me 'K-Dogg'. I also enjoy listening to my extra-cool CDs.

pronounced por sha / 05.03.2001 07:23:03 / 216.215.132.189
If Leonardo DiCapria could REALLY fly.....

Your Name / 05.02.2001 23:12:12 / 205.188.200.32
Like my mask for the Halloween Party?

PeSTiCiDE / 05.02.2001 23:10:04 / 64.230.120.244
Do these horns make me look fat?

PeSTiCiDE / 05.02.2001 23:09:20 / 64.230.120.244
Get in ma Belly!

Not Kari / 05.02.2001 22:27:32 /
*roar*