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quint / 01.05.2002 08:02:27 / 24.182.106.49
For only the cost of a cup of coffee you can help this family discover there's more to life than incest.

sblah / 01.05.2002 00:23:06 / 66.185.85.73
thongjohnlongblong

Ong Man / 01.05.2002 00:18:05 / 168.143.112.107
Look at my thONG

IgnoraMOOSE / 01.04.2002 22:24:48 / 66.185.85.73
weight watchers reunion

Fruitcake (hehehe) / 01.04.2002 22:23:58 / 66.185.85.73
former members of jenny craig

Robert's Your Father's Brother / 01.03.2002 23:49:58 / 66.185.85.73
I cant beleive it's not butter!

Blimey / 01.03.2002 00:20:18 / 24.157.195.61
...And this is the newest addition to our family.
"CLETUS!!! GET MOMMA THE ROADKILL WE FOUND AT THEM THERE FISHING HOLE, TAH COOK THESE NICE CAMERA FOLK DINNER!!!

Your Name / 01.02.2002 05:09:46 / 195.110.95.113
We all got this slim on my special high-cake diet. Buy my exercise video to see how good you to will look after eating nothing but cake for 15 years.

Your Name / 01.02.2002 05:07:37 / 195.110.95.113
Now watch as the final member of our family pops out of the cake! (Some speculation remains about whether this child, who is significantly smaller than mom and dad was actually adopted from a tribe of amazonian midgets)

Flooder / 12.28.2001 22:38:53 / 24.158.188.8
How do you slapnuts like me flooding your game?

Justin Vick / 12.28.2001 00:50:37 / 205.188.192.173
Inside this here cake is a set of tools to help Uncle Roy escape from that there county jail.

Cliff S / 12.27.2001 22:53:40 / 207.30.96.236
Cake fight!!!!!!!!!!

Renny Vallejo / 12.27.2001 08:47:19 / 200.11.197.106
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erif_madnug / 12.25.2001 08:54:36 / 203.134.24.180
eat shit and die

Trigga / 12.25.2001 03:32:26 / 202.61.206.2
Family finds UFO
Mrs. Gaggs and her family were out driving earlyer this morning when it feel out of the sky onto their car. The UFO seems to be made of some squishy substance and has a nice taste when eaten. Scientists are yet to disprove it and so far have been saying that this time they think it could be real.

[taken from a Miami beach tabloid newspaper]

gundam_fire / 12.25.2001 03:27:38 / 210.50.30.4
I'll give you a clue to what cake really is; it's not cake.

DLLKING / 12.23.2001 13:14:30 / 63.25.8.1
It's my birthday!
(I'm the one behind the camera)

jbroadies / 12.21.2001 10:29:45 / 156.63.116.26
Hey look! This cake just fell down from the sky below. I'm so happy! Not only am I alergic to sugar, I'm too fat to be in a picture because the camera usually breaks and then I have to pay for it because everyone is poor and if we weren't we wouldn't be getting cakes that we just FIND laying around because that is gay which brings me to my brother. He's fat too and I can't stand him because he supports incest and I do to but I don't want everyone to know that's why I'm, putting this on the internet because I'm the only one that can go on the internet because I'm special. The doctor said I'm special and I'm not suppose to talk about them. He said if I did then I would die. What shame. Then I would go crazy. What's wrong with people! Hey look a cake!

Clem / 12.19.2001 15:17:42 / 208.58.94.146
Another Cake For Christ!

Your Name / 12.18.2001 10:44:00 / 65.35.217.11
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Frank / 12.16.2001 00:59:55 / 210.84.82.73
Welcome to Weight Controll Class

Your Name. / 12.15.2001 21:46:50 / 24.158.188.8
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Your Name / 12.15.2001 21:46:40 / 24.158.188.8
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beavis123 / 12.14.2001 08:40:31 / 152.31.162.17
Hey, Its the Brady bunch reunion

eewww / 12.12.2001 08:53:49 / 206.52.135.1
Mom: I'm not sure which one of you has you finger in my bum, but either start wiggling it or take it out.

superdave / 12.10.2001 06:49:24 / 65.13.120.31
Every new homeowner's worst nightmare: the homemade housewarming gift from the new neighbors..........

Borg / 12.09.2001 00:25:45 / 63.10.79.188
We are Inbread. Resistence is Futile. You will sleep with your cousins.

spoony / 12.07.2001 15:03:56 / 136.1.1.101
[From left to right]
Daughter: "No one knows I sneak out at every other night to have nasty sex with the drifter working at the Slushy Hut."

Youngest Son: "I have over 2GB of pr0n on my iMac."

Twin brother #1: "I'm not like my twin brother, I'm not like my twin brother, I'm not like my twin brother..."

Creepy Uncle: "No one knows I sneak out at every other night to pay for nasty sex with the drifter working at the Slushy Hut."

Mom: "I had such high hopes and dreams for my children and family. I will remain strong and keep working as an accountant to support my family's every need as they walk all over my kindness. Thank god for Prozac."

Twin brother #2: "I'm not like my twin brother, I'm not like my twin brother, I'm not like my twin brother..."

Dad: "As soon as my stock vests and my retirement kicks in, I am SO going to divorce this sad ass family and buy a red convertable sportscar to pick up the 20something barchicks. Zoom! Zoom!"

Larry Dallas / 12.07.2001 03:48:49 / 63.206.194.89
*Man on far right* [Thinking to himself]

"They have no idea what that cream really is"

Larry Dallas / 12.07.2001 03:45:17 / 63.206.194.89
We are inbreeds. Want some cake?

jaden / 12.06.2001 16:46:18 / 12.238.15.234
Aww, c'mon guys. I didn't mean it. Mom, put the cake down. MOM, PUT THE CAKE DOWN!!!!.... AAAUUURRRGGGHHH!

wesswind / 12.06.2001 07:52:28 / 208.190.215.20
If you can guess which one of us just farted... we'll give you this cake...

street / 12.05.2001 16:39:25 / 207.191.44.207
Icing on cake reads: 'Happy Birthday Beeyatch!'

Sig226 / 12.05.2001 13:29:09 / 206.52.135.1
A cake! Thanks mom, that is sooo much better than an X-box. (note to self: smother mom in her sleep)