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Caption Contest everybody but john / 04.09.2002 15:13:15 / 192.94.38.34 wow. that "big gay al and his boat ride" thing just keeps getting funnier. fdhs / 04.03.2002 21:38:17 / 24.100.215.196 Big Gay Al and his "Boat Ride" will / 04.03.2002 19:25:39 / 12.248.155.1 Stone Cold retires into his durango... Your Name / 04.03.2002 19:00:01 / 64.167.81.30 NO!!!... I wasn't taking a shit... I was, uh... just standing here ccb / 04.03.2002 12:43:59 / 65.42.157.110 This baby cost me the shirt off my back....and my belt too! deathsyth / 04.03.2002 10:55:58 / 206.48.60.2 When a man gets lonely he becomes desprate Boba fett / 04.02.2002 18:47:23 / 192.94.38.34 "pretty fly for a white guy." sais the car Meph / 04.02.2002 18:35:28 / 217.136.66.26 *SPLAT* Yessss! Cletus 1, fly 0! Whoohoo! Baby Stick / 04.02.2002 17:13:47 / 204.31.203.254 I can't hold it any longer!!! It must come out!! *pfffffffffftt* Otter / 04.02.2002 15:40:29 / 213.191.91.14 I rigged this baby up with a motor in back like a VW. That way I can keep my sweet homo man-bitches in a comfy water-bed right here up front. Its an extry turn-on to see their tear filled, squealy faces pressed against the glass porthole while I drive. Lonny / 04.02.2002 14:48:45 / 198.81.16.171 Our 2002 Penis Envy Spokesperson say's: "Buy a big truck". "If it worked for me, it will work for you too". Your Name / 04.02.2002 12:13:55 / 206.52.135.1 Big Gay John and his "Boat Ride" Really John, whats with posting the same quote five times??? Alan B Maloney / 04.02.2002 06:14:52 / 203.166.57.11 Hey, don't forget to close the back door or the Cheese And Bacon biscuits will escape Munter / 04.02.2002 05:25:17 / 203.20.36.21 I have appeared on Springer a record 5 times in the last year!!! Munter / 04.02.2002 05:22:01 / 203.20.36.21 I have appeared on a Springer a record 5 times in the last year!!! BigWilly / 04.02.2002 03:40:33 / 194.158.43.142 Baseball cap hides 'loser' tattoo on forehead!! Kathryn / 04.01.2002 23:35:28 / 66.57.227.70 God Dammit I got a wedgie jono / 04.01.2002 23:09:12 / 24.100.215.196 Big Gay Al and his "Boat Ride" FlyHyGy / 04.01.2002 22:02:52 / 63.198.143.250 "Keep an eye out for me...I'm gonna strip down and rub my ass all over Joe's car seat." Hick_007 / 04.01.2002 19:51:47 / 168.103.228.98 Pure and Simple...White Trash! why do you even care you are looking at the picture / 04.01.2002 14:30:41 / 192.147.67.12 Holly crap did i do it again........ I forgot to button up my pants after seeing my mommmy. hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah Mona / 04.01.2002 14:29:52 / 172.186.109.12 the man stands proudly at his car but he hasnt realised his trousers are about to slip down! Jeff / 04.01.2002 12:24:52 / 12.13.21.226 Cletus says goodbye to his prized Toyota after discovering it really isn't as American as his Harley. eric / 04.01.2002 11:28:32 / 217.128.28.170 sick @stomach / 04.01.2002 10:01:31 / 64.254.42.120 Lula May to her mother....Why is it I have to wear a bra and Billy Bob doesn't, his tit's are bigger than mine, it's just not fair! Cop 1.0 / 04.01.2002 07:41:17 / 213.224.83.78 Me love you long time, me sucky sucky... Me so horny... Tree Fiddy! traci / 04.01.2002 00:22:12 / 203.213.47.90 " me and my wife in the streets al late at night" Biff / 03.31.2002 22:26:44 / 138.89.177.185 "Wait 'till you see the shock absorbers I have under these pants!" Fernando / 03.31.2002 21:12:01 / 200.221.34.195 The paint comes with the car Zale / 03.31.2002 20:38:09 / 24.69.125.114 This here's the only vehicle on the road that builds your trapezoids while you drive. miguel / 03.31.2002 11:07:55 / 64.218.242.159 sperm makes great wax when applied by hand YourName / 03.30.2002 22:23:47 / 24.100.215.196 Big Gay Al and his "Boat Ride" Will Dillon / 03.30.2002 22:02:23 / 24.124.52.132 5 dollar me love you long time. 50,000 dollars truck love you long time. RL Nelson / 03.30.2002 20:13:54 / 24.64.223.203 Truck good Pants bad Mongo tired now Joffbag / 03.30.2002 16:31:24 / 212.1.139.196 "Hey! This is my beast! But it's a shame i don't have one myself." ABSOLute INtervAL / 03.30.2002 16:20:31 / 63.206.117.11 The thing I remember most about my dad was him telling me to keep last night our special secret. subSCRIPT / 03.30.2002 16:18:22 / 63.206.117.11 Allahu Akbar! Rie Rie / 03.30.2002 02:36:36 / 68.50.52.130 All this for $19.95, but wait, as if you needed more incentive, the lucky one who finds the rare glass button, gets to have this Cinderella for the night! Call now, 1-800-MYTRUCK Vinnie's Mom / 03.29.2002 20:04:59 / 68.48.0.8 Rupert the amputee demonstrates his upper-body strength by pinning his helium-filled 4x4 to the Earth with one hand. Vinnie / 03.29.2002 19:59:12 / 68.48.0.8 After a fierce beating, Vinnie's truck has finally accepted him as the pack leader, and now follows him everywhere like an amiable pup. Jay / 03.29.2002 19:05:39 / 24.205.202.250 Yea, I hope if I push this round a few times I will be able to button my pants. Jo / 03.29.2002 16:43:46 / 206.31.192.6 Do you like my truck? Your Name / 03.29.2002 16:31:50 / 66.66.225.154 Contact the law offices of Murphy&Murphy and we can do this for you Tom / 03.29.2002 15:19:39 / 206.31.192.6 Quick, Billy Bob get a picture of me by this fine looking tru....HEY YOU F@#*IN LOSER GET AWAY FROM MY TRUCK YOU STUPID DUMB ASS HICK!!!! Tom / 03.29.2002 14:51:47 / 206.31.192.6 SWM, looking for another male who likes to have fun! Favorite pastime: cleaning my truck with my pants!! PINGO / 03.29.2002 12:59:05 / 141.157.201.19 I SMELL LIKE A DEAD ASS! AJ / 03.29.2002 12:31:39 / 192.223.226.5 Who needs a woman. All I need is my trusty truck. George Bush / 03.28.2002 20:59:12 / 66.66.225.154 Hey baby wanna go for a ride? Your NameG$ / 03.28.2002 20:32:41 / 209.204.176.210 Caption goes here wait! wait a minute, let me unbutton my pants alittle.Ok hows that look? kr4ft / 03.28.2002 18:28:08 / 24.71.7.189 (someone in the rear yells) HEY UGLY, GET AWAY FROM My TRUCK!!! EHAB Tantawee / 03.28.2002 15:18:26 / 62.114.44.228 let me introduce my sister, the car, to u. fat kok / 03.28.2002 15:17:37 / 24.66.232.3 note to self....next time me and cleetus are done playing hide the salami, i should do up my pants!!! fat kok / 03.28.2002 15:15:12 / 24.66.232.3 ok big boy you test drove my truck now it's my turn to test drive you!!! GC / 03.28.2002 14:13:36 / 63.103.93.62 SHE doesn't mind a little gas... Ascot / 03.28.2002 13:01:09 / 64.115.0.56 I hate when my SLK Kompressor is in the shop and this is the loaner they give me. SmokeyDee / 03.28.2002 11:43:49 / 64.53.65.229 Damn, I'm constipated. PurplePoop / 03.28.2002 08:51:11 / 157.238.124.170 I have a vagina Op / 03.27.2002 23:30:03 / 66.185.84.73 Scronch! Rabbit / 03.27.2002 23:23:00 / 66.68.179.100 "...no wonder our country is becoming like Dog-Patch if this is who you wanna rut with!!!....." - the late and great Bill Hicks DaveyS / 03.27.2002 20:26:21 / 66.108.56.45 My truck got big wheels and I like 'em! Wanna read Wuthering Heights with me? Ryan / 03.27.2002 16:36:50 / 24.185.197.122 You've got to treat your truck like a beautiful young lady. Beat the shit out of it, but not enough for it to quit on you, press charges, call the police, file a restraining order,or oh nevermind. Ryan / 03.27.2002 16:28:14 / 24.185.197.122 I've modified my truck to run on belly button lint. More specifically, my belly button lint. Yeah Right! / 03.27.2002 15:20:51 / 192.147.67.12 This baby's all muscle, and I ain't talkin' about the car. Your Name / 03.27.2002 14:39:14 / 66.66.225.154 Before.... Your Name / 03.27.2002 14:06:34 / 207.182.240.89 You too can have all this for just $49.95 Deanna / 03.27.2002 14:06:04 / 207.182.240.89 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful Me / 03.27.2002 13:58:35 / 207.182.240.89 I just got done boinkin my girl in the back.... Your Name / 03.27.2002 13:57:25 / 207.182.240.89 Boy!!! What a catch Ellie May! deanna / 03.27.2002 13:56:06 / 207.182.240.89 Ladies, this is what he looks like with your beer goggles off..... Your Name / 03.27.2002 12:54:30 / 67.217.18.9 Eet is not a tooma Your Name / 03.27.2002 12:53:42 / 67.217.18.9 I've got to keep my pants undone because of the razor burn ApoWooo/ Puerto Rico / 03.27.2002 12:35:21 / 208.234.59.176 Bad-guy bandana: $4.00, Borrowed truck: $100.00, Season at the gym: $250.00, Taking a picture trying to look tough and looking gay instead: priceless Dr. Mann / 03.27.2002 11:29:03 / 204.238.150.134 Newton's 25th Law: The higher the axle, the lower the I.Q. Your Name / 03.27.2002 10:32:17 / 212.8.160.115 What do you think about my baby Red_Five / 03.27.2002 00:27:46 / 200.165.181.223 I wish I could drive... Your Name / 03.26.2002 22:11:46 / 68.50.114.19 My friends call me sausage tits. dawg-e / 03.26.2002 21:15:52 / 66.183.222.57 Yeah, my Mom and Dad are related, why do you ask ? Your Name / 03.26.2002 17:54:48 / 200.192.203.73 Caption goes here Mike / 03.26.2002 17:21:12 / 204.154.239.45 359 more payments and this baby's mine! Your Name / 03.26.2002 16:04:55 / 200.214.11.94 Caption goes here Your Name / 03.26.2002 16:04:54 / 200.214.11.94 Caption goes here Sig / 03.26.2002 08:58:48 / 206.52.135.1 Look for my truck in next weeks Gay pride parade. It'll be towing the Gay Body Builders Association float. Davd Lee Wei Zang / 03.26.2002 04:08:50 / 202.188.12.17 Hes goin to hump his car trough the exaust.......wait a minute thats what i do David Lee Wei Zang / 03.26.2002 04:04:57 / 202.188.12.17 He is a Gay model just like me ME / 03.26.2002 03:19:23 / 203.62.180.16 and if she busts a tire i always got a spare on me Rednecker / 03.25.2002 23:57:33 / 66.20.81.186 Damn I'm the baddest redneck on this side of Jefferson, Georgia... cgod / 03.25.2002 21:22:50 / 67.36.186.191 How you spose I drove over my own foot? Yo momma / 03.25.2002 15:43:35 / 62.79.24.72 They're paying me 10 bucks to fill in for the bikini girl, while she's out with the board. Scott / 03.25.2002 11:33:11 / 216.176.235.250 I sold my neck for this hot rod! tdawg / 03.25.2002 10:59:10 / 65.64.254.37 B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BAD to the Bone! photo taker / 03.25.2002 04:14:58 / 152.163.206.213 That picture board in da Smokies we sticked our heads thru...ya know da one....the one dat....the one where I was apearin to be huggin dat grizzly bear.....everone said I'z da bravest feller in this here holler....now they gonna know I'z the richest too....this Porsche'll bag it fer me....then theys gonna believe me fer shore when I tell em I'm NOT a homo! Ben Dover / 03.24.2002 21:39:11 / 24.66.94.140 Suuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeee Squeeeel like a pig.... now with these wheels i can get up into the BACKWOODS and relive my favorite "deliverence" scenes....you coming Billy Bob? Woof / 03.24.2002 21:34:15 / 66.66.225.154 Me compensating for somthing?.....never YouAllSuck / 03.24.2002 16:40:19 / 24.100.215.196 Big Gay Al and his "Boat Ride" Guy / 03.24.2002 15:17:35 / 64.231.185.196 Pretty nice for something i bought from my brother, Stone Cold TwistedMike / 03.24.2002 13:00:29 / 207.232.17.164 Angus tried to look casual when caught pissing on his mate's car. Jen / 03.24.2002 11:36:27 / 64.229.7.129 Look Ma,i got myself a wife! Dermot / 03.24.2002 10:12:19 / 159.134.163.254 Right ok, so your saying If I drop my pants I can keep this baby Peter / 03.23.2002 23:45:01 / 24.31.35.16 WHO THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN' AT MOTHERFUCKER?!!! Super Pooper / 03.23.2002 23:23:47 / 66.157.195.56 "I like to peeeeeeeps poooooooops in public sinks." I.B.Dissin / 03.23.2002 23:22:07 / 66.157.195.56 Yup, I damn near los' control when the button blew off my dungarees after eatin' that last Chalupa. I was like the Hindenburg, all filled with hot volatile gases ... anyways, it was getting pretty hectic, so I pulled over to tap the valve a bit to let off some of the pressure, and I had a little accident, if ya know what I mean, Vern. Do you have any underwear I can borrow?? Tonay / 03.23.2002 20:06:30 / 141.154.239.15 Thize Thix? PUERTO RICO POR 100 PRE / 03.23.2002 19:08:31 / 216.141.234.131 DAMM I LOOK GOOD AS FUCK! RIGHT???????????????? LA CHICA BORICUA / 03.23.2002 18:44:35 / 216.141.234.131 MERA UN SALUDITO PA TO LO BORICUAS QUE ENTREN A ESTE CHAT.VIVAN LOS CACOS!!!! Y A LOS CABRONES QUE NO LE GUSTE BALLASEN PAL CARAJO!!! UN BESO PA TO LOS PAPI BORICUA QUE ESTAN BIEN BUENO. MUA!!!!!!!!! BEBA / 03.23.2002 18:41:32 / 216.141.234.131 DAMM!!!!!!!!!!!! Silent Queue / 03.23.2002 18:26:55 / 207.194.174.236 Do I look fat in this? ManiaK / 03.23.2002 16:48:43 / 200.9.33.18 i just cant figure out where i left the fucking keys!!! Kenji / 03.23.2002 16:15:36 / 202.188.216.86 okey...u wanna fuck me or drive me?! Zaq / 03.23.2002 15:22:17 / 66.66.225.154 And they said i'd never amount to anything Billy Bob / 03.23.2002 02:07:09 / 204.246.3.85 Damn Dawgs may have gotten my pants, but if they touch my truck I'll be makin some blood hound burgers... funkytoastyb / 03.23.2002 00:11:33 / 169.207.115.119 Greetings! Love, Wisconsin funkytoastyb / 03.23.2002 00:01:07 / 169.207.115.119 Any body seen that there damn sasquatch? Gonna hunt 'im down wit my Rig here. Heard he been dippin corncobs in turpentine and shovin' em up peeple's cornholes! sami / 03.22.2002 23:40:56 / 203.175.69.219 mojmojk funkytoastyb / 03.22.2002 23:36:41 / 169.207.115.119 Look at my man-boobs, look at 'em! Bet you ain't never seen moobs like theses here. Captain Lucky pants. / 03.22.2002 18:29:58 / 65.107.30.210 Ma!! Get them transmission parts out thu tub, it's thu youngins bath day!!!! capn / 03.22.2002 17:38:26 / 192.94.38.34 Common Tonya, Marry me. I know where Michele Kwan lives :) Jean / 03.22.2002 16:13:53 / 208.187.165.240 Caption goes here What chu starin' at...dirtbag... red / 03.22.2002 14:13:39 / 207.217.64.196 Tha's right juu fucking keeeds. Stay ina out a trouble or become an ex-prison bitch, just like me. bigisletrader / 03.22.2002 13:44:10 / 12.99.106.66 Bobby-joe, get a crowbar. I superglued my hand to the fender! my name / 03.22.2002 13:38:34 / 65.197.32.136 hey I was cool in high school Tony Malone / 03.22.2002 12:43:44 / 199.93.176.28 My sister's still in the bed of the pickup....I got her all primed and ready for ya Cletus! BenF / 03.22.2002 12:34:59 / 66.144.8.173 My pants are unbuttoned because I am about to whip out my needledick and get this baby in the muffler!! Provocateur / 03.22.2002 12:34:31 / 12.238.31.179 I am a Amerikcan, I drive Amerikan! I support our Prezident! I want to fight in Afganisten, but they don not let gay's in Adolf Busheads Army! That really Sucks! Jim / 03.22.2002 12:33:47 / 66.144.8.173 I don't like your kind. Camel-Toe / 03.22.2002 12:20:24 / 65.112.248.169 Say Something about my breasts... I fucking dare you! soka / 03.22.2002 12:13:32 / 62.139.19.132 fuck ya Murph / 03.22.2002 11:34:33 / 169.137.234.197 After 8 years in Harvard, Wellington was feeling a little cheated. Murph / 03.22.2002 11:30:06 / 169.137.234.197 It's time to pay up, boy... Tony R / 03.22.2002 09:40:08 / 207.200.15.103 Daddy, this is Butch, Butch, this is my Dad... Shindler / 03.22.2002 02:40:49 / 66.25.69.192 I'm, too sexy for my truck...too sexy for my truck....It huuurts!! Your Name / 03.22.2002 01:50:40 / 213.29.43.137 Caption goes here Larry / 03.21.2002 23:18:06 / 68.45.10.50 Oh and a backwards baseball cap. Larry / 03.21.2002 23:17:13 / 68.45.10.50 It's amazing what tattoos, muscles, and a jacked up truck will do for your self esteem. Guy in picture / 03.21.2002 20:30:04 / 192.94.38.34 That Kelly chick, she ripped of my shirt, almost got my pants, now I can't get my underwear out of my ass... Guy in picture. / 03.21.2002 20:26:02 / 192.94.38.34 ... and she was number 334452, and 334453. Guy in picture. / 03.21.2002 20:24:49 / 192.94.38.34 That Kelly chick digs me :) Kelly J. / 03.21.2002 19:59:05 / 192.94.38.34 Over a million served. Jim / 03.21.2002 19:55:14 / 192.94.38.34 I can't seem to quit farten', damn near blew my jeans off! slick / 03.21.2002 19:54:53 / 192.94.38.34 Hop on up here n' capn / 03.21.2002 19:53:37 / 192.94.38.34 squeal like a pig boy, SQUEAL capn / 03.21.2002 19:52:43 / 192.94.38.34 you sure got a purty mouth Jim / 03.21.2002 19:48:57 / 192.94.38.34 The pro wrestling try outs are down the street. Hope you got a leotard under them jeans... Kelly J. / 03.21.2002 19:48:48 / 192.94.38.34 My mama is really my aunt, and my sister is actually my wife. Aw hell, I can't keep it straight! Kelly J. / 03.21.2002 19:47:53 / 192.94.38.34 What happens when cousins breed. Kelly J. / 03.21.2002 19:46:32 / 192.94.38.34 Quick! Take the picture. I gotta take a piss! da capn / 03.21.2002 19:40:55 / 192.94.38.34 I love high school chicks. I get older, but they stay the same age. Cap'n Dip Sh*t / 03.21.2002 19:32:16 / 192.94.38.34 You might be a redneck if... Kelly J. / 03.21.2002 19:30:11 / 192.94.38.34 Contaminated gene pool. Kelly J. / 03.21.2002 19:23:58 / 192.94.38.34 SWM, awesome body, cool truck, likes romantic walks on the beach, monster truck ralleys, and beer. Seeking SWF with similar interests. Kelly J. / 03.21.2002 19:21:28 / 192.94.38.34 I'm a lean, mean, blubber machine. Kelly J. / 03.21.2002 19:20:49 / 192.94.38.34 No shirt, no boxers, no service. Kelly J. / 03.21.2002 19:19:27 / 192.94.38.34 Chicks dig me. Kelly J. / 03.21.2002 19:14:40 / 192.94.38.34 Another victim of a Bic Mac attack. McBlubber Hall of Fame. bounce / 03.21.2002 19:13:26 / 199.46.200.234 it only cost the shirt off my back...the belt off my pants...by the way you have gas money? Kelly J. / 03.21.2002 19:13:00 / 192.94.38.34 Mama, don't let your babies grow up to look like this guy. Stepahanie / 03.21.2002 19:01:37 / 128.125.179.129 Built for? Built for? built oh nevermind! Kelly J. / 03.21.2002 18:05:54 / 192.94.38.34 Every since I added these snow tires I can't button my jeans! jerky nova / 03.21.2002 17:41:04 / 66.108.223.220 ".....as you can see tires are my specialty...this one here... around my waist took me 35 years to develop" Your Name Dr. Door / 03.21.2002 17:08:52 / 64.230.26.60 Caption goes here Hurry up and take the damn picture, the owner of this truck is cummin! John Again / 03.21.2002 16:58:24 / 24.100.215.196 Big Gay Al and his "Boat Ride" femke / 03.21.2002 16:57:33 / 213.75.124.39 euuhh.. mom, do you have some leftovers.. burp.. Steve / 03.21.2002 15:50:02 / 129.21.112.212 Once again, Matt fails to prove his heterosexuality. Laurie / 03.21.2002 15:22:16 / 208.17.98.100 Yep, got my baby here purring like a kitten - see the fan belt blew - so i just took this belt here off my levis and we're good to go TR / 03.21.2002 14:57:30 / 68.48.0.10 Looks like my pimp gave me the wrong address. Tell you what, I'll give you half price if you put that dog away. Your Name / 03.21.2002 14:52:39 / 148.240.34.163 Caption goes here Adam / 03.21.2002 14:51:32 / 198.26.118.37 Big Truck, Big Muscles, Little ..... Jack / 03.21.2002 14:03:39 / 209.246.72.2 Now let me finish unbuttoning my fly, and we can all jerk off to my truck!! Kelly / 03.21.2002 11:40:39 / 216.175.110.178 The Super Glue truck-pull workout debra daniel / 03.21.2002 11:02:33 / 12.247.108.58 Hello Mr. Daniel, is your daughter home? Clemm / 03.21.2002 10:36:11 / 64.115.0.56 Rear Bumper Sticker: Ralph Nader 2000 Devon Pup / 03.21.2002 10:35:44 / 151.203.11.23 Ohhh Yea! Snap into a Slim Jim! Janny the Gyppo / 03.21.2002 07:51:18 / 195.188.171.4 I will now attempt to eat this car... kristen / 03.21.2002 00:04:32 / 64.166.156.207 they're not real hehehe John / 03.20.2002 22:17:35 / 24.100.215.196 Big Gay Al and his "Boat Ride" |
