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These are sentences that use every letter of the alphabet.

  • A boy, Max, felt quick during his hazy weaving jumps.
  • A large fawn jumped quickly over white zinc boxes.
  • A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats.
  • All questions asked by five watch experts amazed the judge.
  • Big July earthquakes confound zany experimental vow.
  • Brawny gods just flocked up to quiz and vex him.
  • Brick quiz whangs jumpy veldt fox!
  • Dumpy kibitzer jingles as exchequer overflows.
  • Exquisite farm wench gives body jolt to prize stinker.
  • Five big quacking zephyrs jolt my wax bed.
  • Five or six big jet planes zoomed quickly by the tower.
  • Five wine experts jokingly quizzed sample Chablis.
  • Fred specialized in the job of making very quaint wax toys.
  • Freight to me sixty dozen quart jars and twelve black pans.
  • Grumpy wizards make toxic brew for the evil Queen and Jack.
  • Harry, jogging quickly, axed zen monks with beef vapor.
  • Hick Jed wins quiz for extra blimp voyage.
  • How quickly daft jumping zebras vex.
  • Jack amazed a few girls by dropping the antique onyx vase!
  • Jackdaws love my sphinx of black quartz.
  • Jay visited back home and gazed upon a brown fox and quail.
  • Jeb quickly drove a few extra miles on the glazed pavement.
  • Jim just quit and packed extra bags for Liz Owen.
  • Just keep examining every low bid quoted for zinc etchings.
  • Many-wived Jack laughs at probes of sex quiz.
  • May Jo equal the fine record by solving six puzzles a week?
  • Mix Zapf with Veljovic and get quirky Beziers.
  • Mr. Jock, TV quiz PhD, bags few lynx.
  • My grandfather picks up quartz and valuable onyx jewels.
  • Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
  • Playing jazz vibe chords quickly excites my wife.
  • Puzzled women bequeath jerks very exotic gifts.
  • Quick wafting zephyrs vex bold Jim.
  • Six big devils from Japan quickly forgot how to waltz.
  • Six crazy kings vowed to abolish my quite pitiful jousts.
  • Sympathizing would fix Quaker objectives.
  • The exodus of jazzy pigeons is craved by squeamish walkers.
  • The five boxing wizards jump quickly.
  • The five boxing wizards jumped quickly.
  • The job of waxing linoleum frequently peeves chintzy kids.
  • The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
  • The vixen jumped quickly on her foe barking with zeal.
  • Turgid saxophones blew over Mick's jazzy quaff.
  • Verily the dark ex-Jew quit Zionism, preferring the cabala.
  • Viewing quizzical abstracts mixed up hefty jocks.
  • We have just quoted on nine dozen boxes of gray lamp wicks.
  • West quickly gave Bert handsome prizes for six juicy plums.
  • William Jex quickly caught five dozen Republicans.

One Liners

  • I signed up for the company's 401k, but I don't think I can run that far.
  • I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink and am now at urgent care waiting to be seen.
  • What has 4 letters, always has 6 letters and never has 5 letters.
  • My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying "Are you even listening to me?"
  • I'm always frank with my sexual partners. I don't want them knowing my real name.
  • I accidentally bit the inside of my cheek and now it hurts like crazy everytime I sit down.
  • Nothing tops a plain pizza.
  • To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.
  • OK, just so everybody's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.
  • I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.
  • My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name, so I called her Bluff.
  • The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.
  • I tried to remarry my ex-wife but She figured out I was only after my money.
  • I, for one, like Roman Numerals
  • My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making and now, I can’t read anything.
  • The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.
  • I asked the librarian if there were any books on how to make money from giving massages. She said 'Paperback?' I said yes, that makes the most sense.
  • My eye doctor told me I was color blind. That diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
  • My chicken proof lawn is impeccable.
  • A lot of people hate ring shaped islands, but I don't think they're bad atoll.
  • I enjoy making fat jokes because they target a wider audience.
  • I live just a stone's throw away from the family that all died of mysterious head injuries.
  • My nephew was caught eating electrical cords, so my sister grounded him until he conducts himself properly.
  • Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
  • I'm at that age where I can only enjoy Alphabetti pasta with my reading glasses on.
  • Today I realized that nothing begins with "n" and ends with "g".
  • This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success. It was as big as the last two combined!
  • My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is. I replied back: "Sure, my door is always open."
  • I was looking for a sofa to buy, and the salesman pointed to one and said, "This one can seat three people without any problems." I said, "Where the hell am I going to find three people without any problems?"
  • Mountains aren't just funny, they're hill areas.
  • Got thrown out of Mime Club yesterday, must have been something I said.
  • "What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?" "Don't know. Don't care."
  • My body only fights off illness on Saturday and Sunday because I have a weekend immune system.
  • I asked the judge to shorten my sentence and he interrupted me.
  • My wife was furious with me today because I put a stick in the no-stick pan.
  • I am terrified of elevators so I'm taking steps to avoid them.
  • I always find it crazy how it only takes 5 mins to walk to the pub, but 45 mins to walk home. The difference is staggering.
  • Breaking news: A match factory is on fire after workers decided to strike.
  • I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she called me up and told me I wouldn't be able to make it.
  • It's impossible to surprise a snowman because it has ice in the back of its head.
  • The re-opening of LEGO stores was a big event in 2020. Really? Oh yeah. People were lined up for blocks.
  • We argued all day about what to call a medieval soldier but it was getting late so we decided to call it a knight.
  • I met a pilot once who said he actually wanted to be a sailor. He was in the wrong craft.
  • The last thing my grandfather said before he died was "Pints. Liters. Gallons." which spoke volumes.
  • Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent I am as an electrician.
  • I used to be a member of the secret cooking society but they kicked me out for spilling the beans.
  • When I saw my sister crying, I asked, "Are you having a crisis?"
  • Jokes about menstrual cycles aren't funny... period.
  • I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
  • A blind person was eating seafood. It didn't help.
  • I just gave away all of my dead batteries free of charge.
  • Nobody knows how the fire started at Notre Dame but Quasimodo has a hunch.
  • I was bit by a radioactive lawyer and ended up with the power of attorney.
  • If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
  • People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
  • If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
  • People often say "icy" is the easiest word to spell and, looking at it now, I see why.
  • My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances, well, she's in for a shock.
  • A friend told me he dug a hole in my backyard and filled it with water - I thought he meant well.
  • I got chatting to a lumberjack the other day. He seemed like a decent feller.
  • My therapist told me my narcissism causes me to misread social situations, but I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
  • You couldn't pay me to do volunteer work.
  • A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturizer that makes you look ten years younger.
  • Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
  • An ink drop was crying because his mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.
  • A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.
  • It is so cold that I had to cut up my piano for firewood, unfortunately I only got two chords.
  • I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him, my fault for buying a pure bread dog.
  • I saw a sign that said, "watch for children" and I thought, "that sounds like a fair trade."
  • I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis.
  • White Boards are remarkable.
  • I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back, he made a bolt for the door.
  • Vodka might not be the answer, but it's worth a shot.
  • A zen student asked the hot dog vendor to make him one with everything.
  • Is a crazy horse unstable?
  • My kid was acting up at the doctor so I asked him to be a little patient.
  • My worst job was working in a recycling center crushing cans. That was sodapressing.
  • If you bring up plastic surgery in Hollywood, no one raises an eyebrow.
  • My girlfriend thinks I am incapable of being faithful but my wife never mentions it.
  • I went from 0 to 50 in half a century.
  • Whoever named them 'missiles' wasn't being very optimistic.
  • I would be willing to have almost any super power, but I can't see myself being invisible.
  • I knew a guy so crazy he robbed a train just so he could tell the story later. Talk about a loco motive.
  • I was reading about pig anatomy; it was pretty standard, but when I got to the end, I discovered there was a twist in the tale.
  • I used to be shy, but since I've started rock climbing, I feel boulder.
  • The shoemaker cobbled together a pretty good livelihood.
  • The oddest years of my high school career were 9th and 11th.
  • Many photons make light work.
  • You can't tell jokes to kleptomaniacs because they take things literally.
  • I wouldn't say that my life is spiraling wildly out of control - "spiraling" implies a level of direction and order.
  • Blunt pencils are pointless.
  • The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms
  • I'm looking at my ceiling - not saying it's the greatest ceiling in the world... but it's up there
  • Anything can be a balanced meal if it's the right distance from the fulcrum.
  • I've been so constipated since eating that Monopoly board, I can't even pass Go.
  • It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
  • Every morning I get up and make instant coffee and I drink it so I have the energy to make real coffee.
  • I went to a tourist information booth and said 'Tell me about some people who were here last year.'
  • Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody's making a penny.
  • I was Caesarean born. Can't really tell, although whenever I leave a house I go through the window.
  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
  • OK, so what's the speed of dark?
  • All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
  • When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
  • When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.
  • Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
  • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • Does the name 'Quasimodo' ring a bell?
  • I didn't want to put the apostrophe between n and t but i was contractionally obligated.
  • I broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
  • I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
  • I was going to take Jonathan's place on the debating team, but he talked me out of it.
  • As I get older I'm just thankful that wrinkles don't hurt.
  • Everyone said that the mad scientist's brain-swapping machine would never work, but I bet he'll change a lot of people's minds.
  • My friend was late to our cannibal dinner party, so I gave him the cold shoulder.
  • This coffee isn't my cup of tea.
  • When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking
  • Shout out to the guy who just missed three good pitches in baseball....
  • I've got a hunch something is wrong with my spine.
  • When will we come to our census and figure out how many people are in the country?
  • My friends and I experimented sexually in high school, I was the control group.
  • If this is tea bring me coffee, and if it is coffee bring me tea.
  • A lady goes a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, he gives her one.
  • Heaen is missing an angle.
  • You can say whatever you want about deaf people

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